What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

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How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

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What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me...What else

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

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What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.