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What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question.

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.