What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

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What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

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How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

What is not the answer to this question?

Not this.

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What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.