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What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

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What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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What is the only correct answer to the question 'Are you ticklish?

I have explosive diarrhea.

How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

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What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.