What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

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What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

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What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

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What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.