What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

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What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

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What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

What question must always be answered "Yes"?

What does Y-E-S spell

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What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

What do you call a Vulcan sheep?

Shbaaaaaaaahk