What's the answer for question #2?

What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.