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Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the medical term for owning too many dogs?

A rover-dose

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it.

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who is driving the car?

The police.

Why are you driving in a bathing suit?

Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

Drive Test Jokes More Drive Test Jokes

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.