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Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the Boxer Rebellion fail?

They had no Qin

Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam?

Because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

Drive Test Jokes More Drive Test Jokes

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.