Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

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Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

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Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

Drive Test Jokes More Drive Test Jokes

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.