Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Drive Test Jokes More Drive Test Jokes

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.