All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it.
She hated objectification.
Because he had no compaDREs.
Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.
Calvin DeKlein.
I underscored.
They had no Qin
She couldn't solve inequalities.
He wasn't concentrated.
How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!
He couldn't get the saddest fraction.
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
I'm gonna level with you.
A yellow license plate.
He couldn't make hands meet.
He got lost in the maize.
He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)
He left his foot on the clutch.
Because he didn't study.
Cause they want the D.
When it fails
Urine charge now.
No Stairway.
What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.
Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...
She couldn't stand making Kermitments
Urine trouble now.
It failed the Smaug test.
They barely had any atmosphere.
He thought the bond was ironic.
Failing to get away.
Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.
Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool
He used base 3.
They didn't know their limits
He didn't believe in higher powers!
Got high.
I didn't take algebra!
He stank to the bottom of the pool!
Causal fridays.
I didn't have enough seed money.
They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed
A Remote control
Curses, foiled again!
Because he could only say, "neighn!"
Poop in the specimen cup.
He refused to integrate.
He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
He ran his business on a skeleton crew.
Because he found it to be SUB-standard.
Bad cam'ra
He made a few Wookiee errors.
14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata
They didn't study.
The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.
Ohmless
They were all Nervous-Rex
It kept crashing on the beach.
TL;DR
Biodegradable.
Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.
Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!
I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.
The US couldn't stop Stalin.
I can maintain polite conversation.
It's just too hard.
Inequalities
The urge to crack open a cold one
They don't like getting sand in their crack.
To get yakisoba.
Because he was addicted to Coke.
Because it said "concentrate"!
Because it said, Concentrate.
They say he was snowed in.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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