What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you get a German out of the bath?

Turn on the water.

How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.