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What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

A Drag Queen

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!