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What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!