What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

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What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

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What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.