What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots