What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

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What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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How do hobbit flowers grow?

Through Frodo-synthesis.

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

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What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception