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What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

So he could look like his mama.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!