What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

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What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant