Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

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Iran, Iraq, I lost

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What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

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Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!