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Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

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What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What is a misogynist?

A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.

What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

Ad homonym

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What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days.

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!