Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

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What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

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What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days.

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.