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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

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What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

What is a Jedi's favorite car company?

Toyoda

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What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

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Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

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Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

Why is ISIS going after programs?

Because they are executable

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.