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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

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What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

What is a Jedi's favorite salad dressing?

Skywalker Ranch.

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What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

What car transmission do Mexicans use?

Manuel.

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows