How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

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What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.

What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi?

The Forceskin.

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

How does a hipster measure out his drugs?

Using instagrams.

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

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What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

Why is ISIS going after programs?

Because they are executable

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock