How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

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What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

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Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Because he was fed up with the hole business!

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.