How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

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What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.