How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

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What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

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Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

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What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac