Because he kept locking up.
He had a bad experience with windows.
They don't have windows.
Because it's not Adele
They use Force quit.
IDropIt
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
They're both run by Unix.
I, Mac.
The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
Because once go Mac you never go back.
Mac in cheese
9.81 m/s2
He had a bad experience with Windows
I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......
Ask them to pronounce "hires"
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
Submarines.
Blunt trauma.
Because Sam sung better than him
McBook Eyre
Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window
Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window
Long time no sea.
SEA / NA
I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!
Because she had her nose in a hamburger.
The Dock
A docktor.