Mac Jokes

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What do you call Dubstep on a Mac?

IDropIt

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

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What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Where do you take a sick ship?

To the doc(k)!

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

Who's Microsoft's favorite musician?

Adele

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA.

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

Blue Jokes More Blue Jokes

Who's there! Benjamin! Benjamin who?

Benjamin the blues!

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between you and an egg?

The egg actually gets laid!

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.