Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

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What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac