Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.