Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.