Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

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What's the favourite flavour of sharks?

Shark-o-late!

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks!" Doctor: "Nine."