Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

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Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.

Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog?

The porbeagle.

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Why did the cookie cry?

It was feeling crumby.

Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

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Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?