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Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

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Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams