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Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks!" Doctor: "Nine."

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.