Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

What's the favourite flavour of sharks?

Shark-o-late!

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What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.