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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

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Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.