Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What's the favourite flavour of sharks?

Shark-o-late!

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What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

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Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.