Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

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What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

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Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.