Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

Why would 12:00 make the best cop?

Hands up

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What have you been feeding him?

Me: Egg shells.

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

When someone fed a genie alfredo

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How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

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Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.