Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Good Dog Jokes More Good Dog Jokes

Who was a good dog?

Who's a beautiful, good boy Was it you It was.Dog obituary

What is a good dog?

A dead dog.