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Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

How do you make a slow reindeer fast?

Don't feed it!

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

Good Dog Jokes More Good Dog Jokes

What is a good dog?

A dead dog.

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.