Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

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Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Because he was fed up with the hole business!

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

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What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

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Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.