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Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Good Dog Jokes More Good Dog Jokes

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

What is a good dog?

A dead dog.