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Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you call an electro-food?

It's giga-bite!) yeah it was giga bite yeah you're right yeah giga bite that was it giga bite it!!

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What do you feed an invisible cat?

Evaporated milk.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

Good Dog Jokes More Good Dog Jokes

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

Who was a good dog?

Who's a beautiful, good boy Was it you It was.Dog obituary