Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

Good Dog Jokes More Good Dog Jokes

Who was a good dog?

Who's a beautiful, good boy Was it you It was.Dog obituary

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"