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Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you do if you get bit by something poisonous?

Don't bite it back in retaliation.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you make a rabbit fast?

Don't feed it.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

Good Dog Jokes More Good Dog Jokes

Who was a good dog?

Who's a beautiful, good boy Was it you It was.Dog obituary

What is a good dog?

A dead dog.