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What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

Moo-tilated.

B Jokes More B Jokes

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Why is this?

B: It's because your feet aren't empty.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

What do you call four bees??

Be-fore