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What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

B Jokes More B Jokes

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey!