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What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

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Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

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How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

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Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (: