With a mop.
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Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
They make decent one-liners.
In brain cells!
Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!
Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.
Inward
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
2: I'm a big fan.
ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives
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May my thoughts be with them".
Collecting his thoughts.
Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
I say Progresso at any cost.
None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.
Thought you said psychopath.
Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)
I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.
Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.
Change.
Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings
Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.
Depends on who wrote the script.
Removed
Rigged, for her pleasure.
When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after
Because he was following people before instagram
The hypotenuse.
Guilty.
The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.
Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.
Because they are non-voting felines!
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Depends.
Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.
Put them inside a woman's body.
Ecru, Brute
