What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.

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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

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How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.