What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.

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What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them.

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What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.