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What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.

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Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.