What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.

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What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them.

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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab