Cost Jokes

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

How much do dirty deeds cost again?

Malcolm Young

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

About a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

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How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.

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What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.