Cost Jokes

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

About a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

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How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

Which dinosaur was the hardest to find?

The Steganosaurus! And do you know why...because it was encryptid!

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

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How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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Who can make six figures a year and still be poor?

A toy builder.

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.