Cost Jokes

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

About a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.

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Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

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What has 2000 eyes and 4000 feet?

A thousand dogs.

What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

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What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.