If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
It cost an arm and a leg
An arm and a leg.
A concert that costs 45 cents.
A buccaneer!
A buccaneer.
A buccaneer
Because theyre pi rates.
Donor Kebab
With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.
A buck an ear (buccaneer).
Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...
Malcolm Young
Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!
A buck-an-ear
ARMold SchwarzenLEGger
A buck an ear.
I say Progresso at any cost.
The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"
You should Bill Gates.
About a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck
How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"
50 Cent ft. Nickelback
A buck-an-ear.
A Brazilian dollars.
A divorce lawyer.
Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
Nothing. It's a free country.
Because England was discovered before the USA!
The screen stays black when you check the time.
Because you end up with a ring on your finger.
One's a pro, and one's a con.
Jacket Chan
A six-pack and a potato
A cac-ton
A lot of good yolks!
8-bitcoins
In the dictionary.
They can't afford computers in Africa.
Because they're too poor to afford chairs.
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
He re-posts it.
