If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
An arm and a leg.
A concert that costs 45 cents.
A buccaneer!
A buccaneer.
A buccaneer
Because theyre pi rates.
Donor Kebab
With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.
A buck an ear (buccaneer).
Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...
Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!
A buck-an-ear
ARMold SchwarzenLEGger
A buck an ear.
I say Progresso at any cost.
The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"
You should Bill Gates.
About a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck
How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"
50 Cent ft. Nickelback
A buck-an-ear.
A Brazilian dollars.
A divorce lawyer.
Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
Nothing. It's a free country.
I hold mine by the ears.
Causal fridays.
Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.
You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
It wasn't born yesterday.
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
The posters.
2nd April. Ha!! April fool!
The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.
Because women are always right.
They had baron.
GERMANY!!!!
A. It saves them a lot of time.
Washington
