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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer