How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

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Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

What's a Buccaneer?

They're on the side of your buccin head.