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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

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How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

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What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!