How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

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How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!