How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

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They BURy it

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.