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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

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How much does a pirate earing cost?

A buccaneer

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!