How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.