How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

What did the pirate Louis Riel say to the villagers?

Yarrrrrrr Metis!

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How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop?

Because there'd be no charge.

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How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer