How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

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What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.

What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

What's a Buccaneer?

They're on the side of your buccin head.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.