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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do pirates like their jigsaws?

In pieces of eight.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.