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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

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What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

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What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

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Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

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Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Who's there! Basket! Basket who?

Basket home it's nearly dark!

Mama Pig Jokes More Mama Pig Jokes

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.