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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

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Coop d'etah

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Because he was in de-Nile

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Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.