When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

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What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

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Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?

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What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!