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When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

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What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

What's easier to pick up the heavier it is?

A girl.

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Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

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Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

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What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.