What's the best way to get a hold of Vi...

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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What's the best way?

I said "A big knife" She laughed and said "You're funny" I said "wise choice"

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

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Why they never refuel in Fast and Furious?

Vin Diesel

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

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What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

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What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

The both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82