What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

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What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

What are you hiding in there?

Nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

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What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

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When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

Https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

V=75cA3xmssM