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What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

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What are you hiding in there?

Nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

Why they never refuel in Fast and Furious?

Vin Diesel

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What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

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When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

Https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.