Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey

How can your make 7 even?

Take away the "S"

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

Taylor Jokes More Taylor Jokes

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.