Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

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What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

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Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

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Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

Why can't R2D2 walk?

Because he has MS-DOS

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Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie?

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?

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Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

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What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.

What do you call a fast clothes maker?

Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old