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Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes