Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

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Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!