Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

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Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

She was beside herself.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich