She was cross eyed.
Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!
Because her teacher told her to do an essay
Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.
Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it
She couldn't control her pupils.
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
He had trouble integrating
Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"