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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

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What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster....

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher?

He only had one pupil.