What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

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Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

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A crab apple!

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Arrrrrrr-wen

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Pasta pasta, pasta.

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He's a party pooper!

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Because he always brings the boos

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Why are gorillas so noisy?

They were raised in a zoo!

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How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do you call the teacher who's late?

Mister bus

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Ape Lle Jokes More Ape Lle Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'