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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

School Jokes More School Jokes

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

How did the snow man get to school?

He took his icicle

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

What do you call a teacher who's always late for school?

Mr Bus.

Ape Lle Jokes More Ape Lle Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'