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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons?

Kong-fu

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?

A construction site

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

Ape Lle Jokes More Ape Lle Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'