What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm!

How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why are gorillas so noisy?

They were raised in a zoo!

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why would I do that?

Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there.

What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

Ape Lle Jokes More Ape Lle Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!