What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

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What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

What is a feminists least favourite subject at school?

Triggernometry.

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Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

Ape Lle Jokes More Ape Lle Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'