What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did the apple cry?

Its peelings were hurt.

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

School Jokes More School Jokes

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

Ape Lle Jokes More Ape Lle Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'