What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?

A Kong - vict!

School Jokes More School Jokes

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Ape Lle Jokes More Ape Lle Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'