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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

Why are gorillas so noisy?

They were raised in a zoo!

School Jokes More School Jokes

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do you call the teacher who's late?

Mister bus

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

Ape Lle Jokes More Ape Lle Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!