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Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

What do you call the teacher who's late?

Mister bus

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam?

Essay

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

The both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC