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Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross Country.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down!

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

Who wants 2 try?

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.