Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican?

Juan-ton soup

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he is not a full essay.

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions?

A crime fighter.

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.