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Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

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Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.

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Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

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What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

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Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

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Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

Because he didn't C#