Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

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What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

A rhetorical answer

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We saw that same joke two days ago

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An accountant without the sense of humour.

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

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Politics

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Because they both "practice" their professions.

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Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

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Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

Because he didn't C#