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Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

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What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

Why don't Germans like humour?

Because it's inefficient!

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What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

A rem job

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

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Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

Because he didn't C#