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Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

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Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

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What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

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Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

Optician Jokes More Optician Jokes

Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

Because he didn't C#

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.