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Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

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Why do I not laugh at your jokes anymore?

Because I've "reddit" before

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

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Why don't Germans like humour?

Because it's inefficient!

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

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Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

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Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?

Because he didn't C#