Humour Jokes

Why don't Germans like humour?

Because it's inefficient!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

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Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

What was the first profession to go all digital?

Proctology.

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

What is the longest rope in the world?

Europe

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

Bad Sense Jokes More Bad Sense Jokes