Because it's inefficient!
Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
An accountant without the sense of humour.
Germany.
I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst
One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.
God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.
Invite an accountant.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
Because of the conductor.
Light bulb.
One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
They glazed into each other's eyes
Because that's what they did last year.
He works it out with a pencil
Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
Dry Humour.
A Romantic Jester!
