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What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Phil Jokes More Phil Jokes

What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...