What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

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How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

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What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*