What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

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What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

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What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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How did the metal get the wrong idea?

He was misled.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!