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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

Crook Jokes More Crook Jokes

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Mislead Jokes More Mislead Jokes

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

How did the metal get the wrong idea?

He was misled.