What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

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Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

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Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V?

Because Dey-go-bah.

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

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What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

Mislead Jokes More Mislead Jokes

How did the metal get the wrong idea?

He was misled.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!