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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

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What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul Walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Crook Jokes More Crook Jokes

What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

Mislead Jokes More Mislead Jokes

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

How did the metal get the wrong idea?

He was misled.