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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Crook Jokes More Crook Jokes

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

Mislead Jokes More Mislead Jokes

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

How did the metal get the wrong idea?

He was misled.