What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

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Why do The Walking Dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?

The Baaahaaamaaas!

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Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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How did the metal get the wrong idea?

He was misled.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!