What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

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What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

Crook Jokes More Crook Jokes

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

Mislead Jokes More Mislead Jokes

How did the metal get the wrong idea?

He was misled.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!