Crook Jokes

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

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What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

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What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

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Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

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What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

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What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.