Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.
I am not a crook!
Because he had a crook in his neck.
Burglarize
The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.
Winter is coming.
It was a Regal
The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing
OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)
Scoli-isis
A tan gent.
San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)
Oh 'ewe' know!
Baaaah bye!
Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.
Officer on doody.
SPLAT!!! He didn't.
A cross-wok.
Rain Quotes
Borders