Crook Jokes

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

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What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

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What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

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When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch?

D

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?

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What's a feminist's least favorite food?

Gender rolls

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

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What's a wavelength's favorite animal?

A lamb, duh!

Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

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Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.