Crook Jokes

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

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Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

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Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

How do you teach your dog to roll over?

Put him on fire.

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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

Funny Bone Jokes More Funny Bone Jokes

Why is it called a funny bone?

Because its humerus!

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Mislead Jokes More Mislead Jokes

How did the metal get the wrong idea?

He was misled.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

What do you call a criminal that cant see?

A macular degenerate.

Bank Robber Jokes More Bank Robber Jokes

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.