Crook Jokes

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

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What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

Mislead Jokes More Mislead Jokes

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

How did the metal get the wrong idea?

He was misled.

Lamb Jokes More Lamb Jokes

What's a wavelength's favorite animal?

A lamb, duh!

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

How do you tell if you're a real gangster?

Take a blud test OC

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Scoli Jokes More Scoli Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)