Crook Jokes

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

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Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

Wel-dern

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?

A jet setter!

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.