Crook Jokes

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

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What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

Scoli Jokes More Scoli Jokes

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

Bank Robber Jokes More Bank Robber Jokes

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

Funny Bone Jokes More Funny Bone Jokes

Why is it called a funny bone?

Because its humerus!

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)