Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.
I am not a crook!
Because he had a crook in his neck.
Burglarize
Because he had Bach problems
One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.
Polly unsaturated!
So he could make a clean getaway.
Because its humerus!
Because it's humerus.
Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?
You brown it on one side
American.
Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
A big mac.
Two test-tickles.
Because part tickles.
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."
Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.
