Crook Jokes

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

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What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the Asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

Scoli Jokes More Scoli Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

Lamb Jokes More Lamb Jokes

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!

What does a Lamb say after the Chinese New Year celebration?

Baaaah bye!

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders