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What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Funny Bone Jokes More Funny Bone Jokes

Why is it called a funny bone?

Because its humerus!

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Scoli Jokes More Scoli Jokes

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)