What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

Tummy, my X-Men!

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Funny Bone Jokes More Funny Bone Jokes

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Scoli Jokes More Scoli Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis