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What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Funny Bone Jokes More Funny Bone Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Why is it called a funny bone?

Because its humerus!

Scoli Jokes More Scoli Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis