What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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What is the witches motto?

We came we saw we conjured!

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

Tummy, my X-Men!

What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

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Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

Too many persuasive esses.

Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

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What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

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What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

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What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)