What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Previous Random Joke Next

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

Who came after Augustus?

Septembrus

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

Why did Robert Oppenheimer's wife go to the beach naked?

There was no bikini atoll

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Funny Bone Jokes More Funny Bone Jokes

Why is it called a funny bone?

Because its humerus!

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Scoli Jokes More Scoli Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)