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What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the hippy drown at the beach?

Because he was too far out mannnn.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles

What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

How do you tell if you're a real gangster?

Take a blud test OC

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Funny Bone Jokes More Funny Bone Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Scoli Jokes More Scoli Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis