Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)
One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here
The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
A stable economy
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.
I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.
I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!
Hope you fell better tomorrow.
He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)
You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again
Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!
The nun has hope in her soul!
The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!
A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.
The lady in church has hope in her soul.
GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)
A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)
He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.
A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
Linus
The woman in church has hope in her soul.
Hope he doesn't see you.
They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)
OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)
Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.
A glimmer of hope
I hope its somewhere good
Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.
Hope you're ready for the next episode
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.
The girl in church has her soul full of hope...
One has hope in her soul...
Crush it's hopes and dreams.
Hey, I think he moved.
Pluto.
Take ze bra off.
He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.
Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.
Cash me if you can!
Church
Cremia River
Justin Timberpuddle!
Let me count the ways... Five.
Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.
A condescending con descending.
Johnny Cash.
