What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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How do you know it's going to be a white Christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again