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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What's the difference between Greece and a good software application?

Greece doesn't have default settings!

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How does James Bond type e-mails?

With his goldfinger.

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

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How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

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What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that.

Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

Because they are very touching

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant!

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)