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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

What's a Henway?

Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them from flamingos!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.