What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Where does Iron Man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Where would you find an elephant?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"