What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.

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Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN.. ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

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Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A gooseberry is green!

What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

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Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.