What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

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What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

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What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

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What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching "Gods Of Egypt?

R/EyeBleach.

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.