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What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

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What's the difference between a Kindle and a Kindle Fire?

The Kindle Fire has a lithium battery.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

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How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception