How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

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How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.