How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

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How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.