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How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

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How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yes.

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How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

EOM

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.