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How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

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How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes??

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What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!