Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What are you doing on your phone?

Bugs Bunny replies, "Eh, Whatsapp Doc."

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks