Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

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Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

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Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.