Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

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What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out.

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

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When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.