You don't, because cows don't have phones.
An Or-phone.
Alarmed.
A Hans free device
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
They can't croco-dial the phones.
When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up
Yello?
Halal?
Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...
Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well
Cause they all have phones!
If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.
Because they can get 4g
SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)
Their phones would get wet.
My phone is turned off.
She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.
They didn't...!
So they can reuse the phone after the explosion
The htc M8. Oi mate
Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash
9gag
Cello?
Because he was bored of the rings!
Collar ID
Mellow.
The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.
Colin.
They all have phones.
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.
Where did Mofongo
Buster tire can I use your phone!
Yellow
For me it's three weeks.
Looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....
E.T. phoned home.
A party line!
A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up...Then hang up the phone x)
Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
Tele-Scope.
BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'
What are our scientists doing
Because it wanted to be a texta.
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
For 2 weeks.
You get a tizzy signal!
Miss ewe!
Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.
A no-key-a
Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.
Yellow. *Phil answers phone*
You get a buzzy signal.
Tequila, I'm looking at you.
I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones
Bugs Bunny replies, "Eh, Whatsapp Doc."
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.
HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show
A hawkie talkie.
Whinny wants to!
Because it had good connections!
The guy likes his power chords too much.
A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
A phoney friend!
It lost its contacts.
H-E-L-L-O!
Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
A symphony
An oncologist
More than 1,000
If I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.
It is always an insecure line!
Bella
Shello
A wake-up call!
A saxophone.
LO
Cellfcentered
Shellular*, of course...
They were just 2G's
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
You get a frizzy signal!
Because desperate times call for desperate measures....
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down!
In case Johnny Onion Rings!
Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
You-Rang-a-Tang
Shelfies.
He gave her a ring.
I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.
Because windows 7 8 9
Leave it to peave her.
Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
They were both caused by a message from god.
Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
He got a battery charge.
She remembers them by their last names.
Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'
Talibanter
They always bomb the punchline!
Look for fresh prints.
Independence Day
