Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used?

Your mom.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.