Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

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What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

A baaahhhd movie. ()

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

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What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.