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Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son.

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What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most?

Pupperoni

What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

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Where do fleas go to surf?

To the microwave.

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

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What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!