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Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

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What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Where do fleas go to surf?

To the microwave.

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is