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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

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How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

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What super hero league is Caitlyn Jenner part of?

The X-Men

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

What were you doing?

Flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

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What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Who is a man's best friend?

The sock, he's always there in hard times.

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

What is the plural of y'all?

What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

What do you get a mathematician for his stag night?

A parallelogram.

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What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad