Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

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How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

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How does a mathematician get Tan?

Sin/Cos

How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

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How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess