Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.

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Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

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What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

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Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery