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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

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What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

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How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

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What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

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Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

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What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.