Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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Where would you find Percy Miller's toothbrush?

In his Master P room.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

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Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met