Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

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How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

Why is it so hard to get into a relationship with an SJW?

Because they have high double standards.