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Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are contortionists always angry?

Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

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What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.

How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

Microwave

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.