Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

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Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

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Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe?

X-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex