Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

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Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

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What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

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Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.