Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

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What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

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Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM