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What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

Where's the fire ma'am?

Grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

A-CAW!