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What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!