What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

Who's there! Bacon! Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday!