What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents.

What did the Nuclear Engineer get for his birthday?

Yellow Cake