What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

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What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.