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What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike

What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.