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What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

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How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.