What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents.

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Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

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What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

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What is the internal temperature of a taun taun?

Luke warm!

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.