How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

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Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

Nothing - he'll just return it!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

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What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

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Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.