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What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

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What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.