What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents.

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Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday?

A SURprise party!!

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Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm