What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

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How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

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What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

What's the internal body temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke warm.