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What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!

Why did Robert Oppenheimer's wife go to the beach naked?

There was no bikini atoll

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

Pair Dice Jokes More Pair Dice Jokes

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!