Why did the hippy drown at the beach?

Because he was too far out mannnn.

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Why did the hippy drown at the beach?

Because he was too far out mannnn.

Why did the Hippy Drown?

He was tooooo faaaaaaar oouuuuutttt maaaaaannnn