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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

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What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.