Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

What did the lifeguard say to the hippie?

You're too far out, man.