Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."