Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

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What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

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Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte