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Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

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Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Thunderware.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.