Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

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Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*